Dreamer

BECAUSE MEN HAVE TO DO MANLY MEN THINGS LIKE RUNNING THROUGH TREES AND EATING ROCKS.

toriandrelativedimensionsinspace:

turtletotem:

somelikeitblue:

“He did tell you my true parentage, did he not?”

Cosplay. You’re doing it right.

….I GIVE UP ON COSPLAY.

Ah, she’s such a sweetheart and a really excellent Loki cosplayer! One of my favorites! @A@

dazzle-camouflage:

taakuin:

Oh my good lord.

Holy what

(via nightmareloki)

~~80 years from now;

Me: //falls//

Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?

Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP

Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!

Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE

Granddaughter: GRANDMA!

Me: YOLO

morticiamunroe:

LOLOL

morticiamunroe:

LOLOL

(Source: titillatingtomtales)

Go The Fuck To Sleep: AVENGERS VERSION.

rdjheaven:

Thor, put your hammer down.
No more pop-tarts for a week.
Your father is sleeping, so why aren’t you?
Just go the fuck to sleep.

It’s time for Tony to go to bed.
JARVIS won’t make a peep.
You can be a billionaire playboy tomorrow.
Now go the fuck to sleep.

Steve is curled up on his shield.
The lights are out on the street.
Time to dream of apple pies.
And go the fuck to sleep.

Even Bruce is all hulked out.
No more giants leaps.
You wouldn’t like him when he’s tired.
So he went the fuck to sleep.

Clint never misses bedtime.
His purple blanket is in a heap.
Clint, get out of Natasha’s bed.
And go the fuck to sleep.

Natasha has had enough of this.
It’s sleeper-holds for the weak.
That’s why she’s my favorite agent.
She’s going the fuck to sleep.

Even Coulson is ready for bed.
To dream of tazing sheep.
Supernanny marathon’s on tomorrow.
So go the fuck to sleep.

The Avengers are all in bed now.
I think I’m gonna weep.
Good thing I’ve already got one eye closed.
I’m going the fuck to sleep.

written by flatbear

(via morticiamunroe)

tomhiddlemethis:

sayashinigami:

Best friend: Loki

Lover: Tony Stark

First kiss: Hawkeye

Enemy: Black Widow

Cockblocked by: Bruce (ffffffffffff)

Killed by: Tony Stark T_T

No Tony whyyyy~

Best friend: Thor

Lover: Bruce Banner (stop reading my thoughts tumblr)

First kiss: Loki (HUEEE)

Enemy: Loki (yeah duh)

Cockblocked by: Thor (well, best friends :’D)

Killed by: Bruce Banner (I’m expecting this to be a romantic death, like, HE CANT SAVE ME SO HE HAS TO KILL ME)

Best friend: Loki

Lover: Hawk Eye

First kiss: Black widow

Enemy: Captain America

Cock blocked: Bruce Banner

Killed by: Thor

(Source: starkbannerandrogers)

hornse-ebooks:

here u go

(via tomhiddlemethis)

flightofthecoco:

(via morticiamunroe)

That awkward moment when you thought your crush wasn’t coming to class

laugh-addict:

but then they show up and you’re all like..

You will laugh here!

(Source: whatsgoingon12, via kdaigon)